Twice Upon a Time

Twice Upon a Time is the main questline for week two of the A Grimm Knight in Quahog event.

Required to Complete

Part 1

Alright, let's get back to your bedtime story, Stewie.

Wow, you were in the bathroom a long time. I counted upwards of nine flushes.

Only four of those were poo. I like to watch the water spin down. Anyway, "Once upon a time, in a land without Pop-Tarts..."

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Trolls Are Coming!
	Get 2 Flash Bangs
	Clear 2 Trolls

Finishing Part 1

So, Sir Peter and Westley were gonna get some more help. But first, they had some trolls to beat up.

And I know what you're thinking: no, it wasn't a hate crime. Sir Peter does not hate all trolls, there were just a few very specific ones he had issues with. Which again not a hate crime, even though it was done with hates.

Rewards
																		10	4

Part 2

Hey big guy, can you get rid of dragons like I've seen you get rid of trolls?

No, but I can drink 117 beers in one sitting.

Holy crepes, you're coming with us. We're gonna win a lot of bets with you.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Build the Big and Tall Giants Shop
	Have Sir Peter Make Giant Progress	5:00:00	6 1

Finishing Part 2

Westley, I got us a giant. His name is Fezzik and he likes to rhyme.

How will rhyming help us rescue Cinderella Lois and Princess Buttercup?

Oh, it won't at all, but we can use him to record funny voicemail messages for us.

Rewards
																		3	2

Part 3

Innkeeper, pour me another drink. I'm celebrating getting out of the grandma-eating game.

Aw, but you love eating grandmas. Why'd you quit?

I had to. They all have hard candy or caramels in their pockets. My dentist says I'm getting too many cavities.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Jerome Mix Medieval Martinis	12:00:00	10 2
	Attack the Dragon

Finishing Part 3

Say, friend, you look like you'd be well-suited for villainy. Would you care to join forces?

Hmm, could be interesting working with others. Up until now, I've sort of been a lone wolf.

I guess you could say I was a one-man wolf pack--

No! Absolutely not! I know this is a long, long time ago, but "Hangover" references are already old!

Rewards
																		7	3

Part 4

Peter, I'm going to teach you some hand-to-hand combat. Now, what do you do if you get into a melee?

I pick Fox, turn off items, and select Final Destination.

Sorry, I only know the word "melee" from Super Smash Bros.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Get 1 Gauntlets
	Have Westley Try a New Look	6:00:00	7 1

Finishing Part 4

Congratulations, Sir Peter. Now you know how to grapple!

Yay! That means I'm the Hamburglar! Grapple grapple!

I do not think that is what he's saying.

I don't care. Let's steal hamburgers from a clown.

Rewards
																		10	4

Part 5

Welcome to our gang.

Thanks! So, what do you need me to do first?

We need you to learn how to play basketball.

Our team is terrible, but I've heard the legend about a short, basketball-playing wolf who's awesome at 80's movie sports and I'm hoping that's you!

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Earn a Sapphire Egg from Wrestling Training	3:00:00	20
	Build Robbery Point

Finishing Part 5

Big Bad Brian, I believe you'll be a valuable member of this gang.

Wow, that really means a lot to me.

Now, go keep the princesses in line. After all, your reputation for scaring women is known far and wide.

That's what you needed me for? You could have just called an Uber driver and gotten someone with the exact same skills.

Rewards
																		10	4

Part 6

Vizzini, it turns out Sir Peter and Westley have recruited a giant to their cause.

Oh, no, Giants are tough!

I don't know. This one totally got bodied-slammed by Hulk Hogan which, blew my freakin' mind as a kid.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Build Troll Mort's Bridge
	Have Sir Peter Lance Alot	7:00:00	8 1
	Train in Archery

Finishing Part 6

Thanks for coming out to our giant auditions. You've had time to review the script so let's jump right in.

Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the rump of a homeless bum!

Close enough. Welcome to the gang.

Rewards
																		7	3

Part 7

Alright, the others put me in charge of watching you two captives.

Aren't you that creep who's been eating grandmas?

Hey! I ate ONE grandma. And it was more about wearing her house coat, anyway.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Clear 4 Trolls
	Build Miracle Max's Medicine Shoppe

Finishing Part 7

Thanks for coming out to our giant auditions. You've had time to review the script so let's jump right in.

Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the rump of a homeless bum!

Close enough. Welcome to the gang.

Rewards
																		7	3

Part 8

Chris, why are you working with Vizzini and the Black Knight? You're giving giants a bad name.

Yeah, but it's not nearly as bad as that "Jack the Giant Slayer" movie Bryan Singer made.

Well, I guess compared to him, you're-- you're fine.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Chris the Giant Goof Off	6:00:00	7 1
	Have Sir Peter Buff His Armor	2:00:00	2 1

Finishing Part 8

Come on, Chris, those guys are just using you! Do something good and tell me how we can save the princesses.

Okay, fine. I'll tell you the Black Knight's weakness: Underneath that armor... is a guy!

Really? I thought he came to life by magic.

So did I! And now the illusion is ruined for me forever!

Rewards
																		3	2

Part 9

Sir Peter, it is time for us to figure out our plan to storm the castle.

Oh, sweet! Luckily for us, I happen to be awesome at the game of Risk.

Wait, no, I'm actually terrible at the game of Risk.

Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever finished a game of Risk. I usually get mad and start throwin' them little soldiers at cats.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Reach Honor Level 8
	Re-Enforce the Castle Gates (Coming Soon!)

Finishing Part 9

Sir Peter, I don't know if this plan of yours is going to work.

Sure it will. All we gotta do is get jobs workin' in the castle. Show 'em how hard we can work and get promoted.

I figure eighteen or so years of that, we move up through the ranks, get close to the girls, sneak them out, and retire with a full pension! The perfect plan!

Rewards
																		3	2

Upon completing this quest, the questline for week 3, Thrice Upon a Time, will begin.