Move Over, Sir Mix-A-Lot is the questline for Minstrel Bruce . It is part of the A Grimm Knight in Quahog event.
Required to Complete [ ]
Part 1 [ ]
Are you ready to play for the crowd at Ye Olde Drunken Clam?
Sure. If I get nervous, I'll just picture everyone in their medieval underwears, which means they'll look fully clothed so I won't be nervous about seeing too much.
What to do: [ ]
What to do
Time
Rewards
Have Minstrel Bruce and His Fat Ass Rock Out
8:00:00
8 1
Finishing Part 1 [ ]
That was a beautiful song, Bruce.
Thank you, it was inspired by a hunky knight who broke my heart.
And now you ruined it, like when you realize all of Queen's songs are about hairy, dude-love involving Freddie Mercury.
Rewards
5
4
Part 2 [ ]
Oh my God, Bruce. I am your biggest fan! Can I have your autograph?!
Sure, here you go.
Like many people in these times, I'm illiterate, so I just drew my pee pee.
What to do: [ ]
What to do
Time
Rewards
Have Minstrel Bruce Fall On His Fat Ass
6:00:00
7 1
Have Jerome Mix Medieval Martinis
12:00:00
10 2
Finishing Part 2 [ ]
You were great, man! You brought so many new customers into my bar!
Thank you!
But I gotta say, when you said you were coming with a fat ass, I pictured something very different.
Rewards
5
5
Part 3 [ ]
I'm standing here with Minstrel Bruce and His Fat Ass. Bruce, what has been the inspiration behind your greatest hits?
The usual: love; loss; riding a donkey who's your best friend, but then becomes your manager and takes advantage, so yous no longer friends.
What to do: [ ]
What to do
Time
Rewards
Have Minstrel Bruce and His Fat Ass Be Media Darlings
10:00:00
9 1
Finishing Part 3 [ ]
Bruce, you've become a fairy tale rockstar. How does it feel?
I'm still the same old Bruce. I put my assless chaps on one leg at a time just like everyone else.
Rewards
6
5