Mort Goldman
District/Event Unlocked: Shopping Center
Building: Goldman's Pharmacy
Requirements to Unlock
3 Icon-drop-coupons 3 Icon-drop-antacids
3 Icon-drop-jewels 300 Icon-coin
Quahog National Bank

Mort Goldman is the seventh character featured in Family Guy: The Quest For Stuff, and is the cheap friend and neighbor of The Griffins, and the founder of Goldman's Pharmacy. He is locked until you've reached the Shopping Center, and is found in Goldman's Pharmacy. He is voiced by John G. Brennan.

" I'd pay you to pretend I'm not cheap, but I am cheap, so no moola." - Wikia description

Other Outfits Edit

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Tasks Edit

Task Time Rewards Drops Requires Unlock Description
Icon-mort-feeble-flail-2 Feeble Flail 0:01:00
5 Icon-coin 3 Icon-exp

Icon-mort-restock-ipecac-syrup-2 Restock Ipecac Syrup 1:00:00
20 Icon-coin 10 Icon-exp

Icon-mort-retreat-cowardly-2 Retreat Cowardly 2:00:00
30 Icon-coin 20 Icon-exp
Icon-drop-toad Icon-drop-vicogin

Icon-mort-swallow-jewels-2 Swallow Jewels 4:00:00
50 Icon-coin 30 Icon-exp

Icon-mort-do-taxes Do Peter's Taxes 6:00:00
165 Icon-coin 115 Icon-exp
Icon-drop-first-editions Icon-with-peter

Icon-mort-scrounge-for-coins-2 Scrounge for Coins 8:00:00
80 Icon-coin 50 Icon-exp
Icon-drop-metal-detector Icon-drop-subpoenas Icon-level-03

Icon-mort-jetpack-to-safety Jetpack to Safety 10:00:00
90 Icon-coin 60 Icon-exp
Icon-drop-plutonium Pack Icon-level-10

Icon-mort-obsessively-count-cash-2 Obsessively Count Cash 12:00:00
100 Icon-coin 65 Icon-exp
Building-bank50pxnail Icon-level-02

Securesafe Secure the Safe 14:00:00
80 Icon-coin 50 Icon-exp
Icon-mort-snoop-on-customers-2 Snoop on Customers 20:00:00
135 Icon-coin 90 Icon-exp
Building-goldmans-pharmacy Icon-level-08

Icon-mort-leer-at-money-2 Leer at Money 24:00:00
150 Icon-coin 100 Icon-exp
Building-bank50pxnail Icon-level-04


Selected Beginning a Task Busy Finished a Task Picked Up Dropped
"Can I help you?" "Wow!" "Oh it's awful" "That's right!" "Oh god" "Ugh...ughhh..."
"Oh god!" "Ugh, just gimme the money" "What are you doing here?" "Here, here!" "Oh my..." "Oh it's awful"
"What are you doing here?" "Oh yeah?" "Ooh, that's nice" "You'll never take me alive!" "What happened?"
"It's good to be up and gouging again" "Take It. It's yours, no charge." "Well at least I didn't get robbed"

Appearance in Family Guy Edit

Mort Goldman is Neil Goldman's father and the widower of Muriel Goldman. He is Jewish and owns Goldman's Pharmacy. Mort takes on the characteristics of Sol Rosenberg, a character of The Jerky Boys created by Johnny Brennan in the late 1980s.

Trivia Edit

  • Mort's defining characteristics are stereotypically Jewish, such as his whiny neuroticism, his chronic hypochondria, his wimpy attitude and his general gawkiness.