Joe Swanson
District/Event Unlocked: School District
Building: James Woods High
Requirements to Unlock
8 Icon-drop-oregano 8 Icon-drop-skechies
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Joe Swanson is the ninth or tenth character in Family Guy: The Quest For Stuff and is the husband of Bonnie Swanson and they have two children: Kevin and Susie. He is locked until you've reached the School District (District 4) and is unlocked by rebuilding James Woods High. He is voiced by Patrick Warburton.

" Well, I hope your happy. I had to pop wheelies in front of a HIGH SCHOOL! And why were there still teachers? Annoying teachers? " - Wiki description

Other Outfits Edit

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Tasks Edit

Task Time Rewards Drops Requires Unlock Description
Joeswanson-performcrippletricks Perform Cripple Tricks 0:01:00
5 Icon-coin 3 Icon-exp

Joeswanson-beerskeetshooting Beer Skeet Shooting 1:00:00
20 Icon-coin 10 Icon-exp

Joeswanson-grababeer Grab a Beer 1:00:00
20 Icon-coin 12 Icon-exp

Joeswanson-goundercover Go Undercover 2:00:00
30 Icon-coin 20 Icon-exp

Icon-joe-patrol-the-school Patrol the School 4:00:00
50 Icon-coin 30 Icon-exp

Joe-admiretheriver Admire the River 6:00:00
65 Icon-coin 45 Icon-exp

Icon-joe-raid-personal-weapons-stash Raid Personal Weapons Stash 6:00:00
65 Icon-coin 45 Icon-exp
Icon-drop-sword Icon-drop-handcuffs Icon-drop-night-stick

Icon-cleveland-bath-time Give Self a Sponge Bath 8:00:00
80 Icon-coin 50 Icon-exp

Joeswanson-upgradepolicecarradios Upgrade Police Car Radios 8:00:00
80 Icon-coin 50 Icon-exp

Joeswanson-hostapolicecookout Host a Police Cookout 8:00:00
80 Icon-coin 50 Icon-exp

Icon-joe-do-target-practice Visit the Gun Range 8:00:00
80 Icon-coin 50 Icon-exp
Icon-drop-guns Glove Building-police-department

Icon-joe-play-mace-tag Play Mace Tag 10:00:00
225 Icon-coin 150 Icon-exp
Icon-drop-hairspray Icon-with-quagmire

Icon-joe-investigate-source-of-prank-calls Investigate Source of Prank Calls 12:00:00
100 Icon-coin 65 Icon-exp
Icon-drop-heavy-metal Icon-level-04

Joeswanson-respectbeeroclock Respect Beer O'Clock 12:00:00
250 Icon-coin 165 Icon-exp
Icon-with-peter Icon-level-02

Joe-fermentbeer Ferment Beer 20:00:00
135 Icon-coin 88 Icon-exp

Joeswanson-miraclecure Miracle Cure 20:00:00
340 Icon-coin 220 Icon-exp
Dr. Hartman

Icon-joe-attend-a-rage-support-group Attend a Rage Support Group 24:00:00
150 Icon-coin 100 Icon-exp
Building-quahog-hospital Icon-level-05

Tasks During the Valentine's Day 2015 Event Edit

Task Time Rewards Drops Requires Unlock Description
Joevalonly-messaround Mess Around 2:00:00
20 Icon-exp 10 Homemade Valentines

Joevalonly-goonamoviedate Go on a Movie Date 4:00:00

Joevalonly-playbadcop Play Bad Cop 4:00:00
30 Icon-exp 20 Homemade Valentines

Joevalonly-dopullups Do Pull-Ups 4:00:00
30 Icon-exp 20 Homemade Valentines


Selected Beginning a Task Busy Finished a Task Picked Up Dropped
"What?" "Oh, okay, good" "That's what's goin' on" "Yeah, no question about that" "Aaah aaah!" "Damnit!"
"I'll do whatever it takes" "Acknowledged, I'm on it" "I know, that's the plan" "Wow, that's amazing" "Oh...oh...oh...oh god!" "It's funny when it happens to other people"
"I heard ya comin'" "Like hell you will" "I'll be right there" "Ah, well that's uh...disappointing" "What the hell?" "No no no no no!"
"You wanna know what I think?" "You ready?" "Gross..." "It's funny when it happens to other people" "Nooooo!" "I can't be a part of this"
"What's that supposed to mean?" "Good" "Take it easy" "Take it easy"
"This is crazy" "Well, there goes my smile" "It doesn't look good for ya" "That's not very nice"
"I can tell you're good at this" "I'm relieved to hear you say that" "That's gonna be sweet" "Alright, I'll see you later"
"Are we ready to do this?" "I guess so..."

Appearance in Family Guy Edit

Joseph "Joe" Swanson is a macho paraplegic police officer in the Quahog Police Department who is at many times subject to intense anger problems. He is married to Bonnie Swanson and has two children; Susie and Kevin.